Bonus Post - Room Security!

By Earl
Today, dear readers, you're getting a bonus second blog post from us because, well, I have something I need to get off my chest. I don't know about the rest of you adventurous toddlers, but I enjoy a challenge. I like to run, jump, climb, and practice my throwing skills. Day and night. Especially at night. And I don't know about you, but I find it quite frustrating with my parents feel compelled to turn my bedroom into the equivalent of a padded cell in an effort to stop my mindless destruction interior re-design exercises.

Ms. Mommy has created these helpful photo diagrams to show you all what she's done to the room I share with Petunia to keep us "out of trouble" (her words, not mine).

Hahaha! I don't know what she thinks she's doing, but the lady is crazy if she thinks this is going to stop me from having a bit of fun at naps and bedtime. 

I'd love to hear some suggestions for what kind of mischief I can get into next. Do you see any glaringly obvious gaps in Ms. Mommy's room security attempt?